This is what would happen...
by Ricky Gipson
Friday, September 5, 2008

If we didn't have Bruce Willis or Ben Affleck to save the day like they did in Armageddon.

This also proves that just because Elijah Wood can speed off on a dirt bike, he still wouldn't be able to drive up a mountain and escape total annihilation.

Apparently if something like this happens, there is no hope, period. So enjoy the Earth's destruction set to (humorously) Pink Floyd's "The Great Gig in the Sky."

I figured with all the stress and fighting over the upcoming election, I could bring something to the table that would bring all of us together...the end of the life as we know it.

I can honestly say I wet my pants.