DNA, please

With all this hype about Michael Jackson, I’d like to see a DNA report. I don’t think that he fathered any of these children. I would really like to know the truth.

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Nice job

Well, they counted and recounted and recounted until the Democrats declared Al Franken the winner of the Senate race in Minnesota. Now we are no longer a two-party system. We are completely run by the Democrats. And the Republicans cannot even filibuster. The good thing is that they now cannot blame the Republicans for anything. The bad is that I am financially ruined. Good job, Democrats. Now that you’re destroying all the working people, who is going to pay for all this debt you’ve racked up?

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Hunks

To all the women who read Josephine magazine and this month’s “Hunks” issue, I ask you one question: Would it bother you to find your husband, boyfriend or whatever looking at an insert of hot women? I think most of the women would say yes. Really, I think a man needs to start a monthly insert of St. Joe’s Finest. Oh, don’t worry, there will be a picture of a good-looking man on the cover, but it will be filled with half-naked women.

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Hail to the chief

What’s the big deal about South Carolina’s governor, Mark Sanford? What he has done is no different than what Bill Clinton has done his whole life. Clinton was even doing it in the White House with Hillary and the Democratic Party’s knowledge. I think Sanford would make a great president.

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Too selfish

I’m from Atlanta, Ga. I just wanted to say how upset I am about coming here. My mother lives here and I have to come here to visit. St. Joe is one of the worst cities I’ve ever been to. People only care about themselves here. Driving around town, I have been cut off more times than downtown Atlanta traffic. At Wal-Mart, people put their shopping carts right next to their cars. That stuff doesn’t happen down South.

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Still thinking

This is to “Think again.” I did think again and, yes, Ronald Reagan was a great president. He brought the country together and won every state but Massachusetts in 1984. As for Social Security, you can still retire early at age 62, but one month has been added each year to 65 to reach age 67 in the future. But that started after Ronald Reagan.