If you look hard enough, you can buy just about anything on the internet. Heck, sometimes you don’t even have to look very hard. If you’re on the hunt for a do-it-yourself coffin kit, you just have to head over to Amazon.com.

That’s right, for just $895, plus shipping and handling this DIY coffin kit can be yours! It’s economical, environmentally friendly and can be assembled in just 30 minutes!

The outrageousness of this item is furthered by the related items section, where it recommends shovels and garden hoes. And you have to check out the customer reviews, they’re to die for! (Pun intended, sorry, I couldn’t help myself.)